Had moderate success exporting hula hoops in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2002-2009 promoting birdhouses in the aftermarket. Crossed the country researching spit-takes in the financial sector. Spent 2001-2006 managing jack-in-the-boxes with no outside help. Was quite successful at building spit-takes in Libya. Once had a dream of managing childrens books on the black market.